* At 8 weeks old Mally fell in the pond (I think Athena pushed him in)
* 2 weeks later Athena fell in!
* They slept in the kitchen and Athena turned into Houdini
* The first time I found out she could escape was at Christmas - when she ate the Christmas decorations.... and half the tree!
* Athena pooped tinsel for days
* They liked the taste of Plasterboard! Mally still does!!
* They liked the taste of Mattresses
* They liked the taste of trainers and Lino
* Athena is a keen gardener
* Pizzle sticks are the stinkiest treat ever and the dogs can smell them a mile off
* I didn't know Pizzle was an English word for Penis - I should of, as that's what they are!!
* I'm now wondering if I can get away with calling anyone at work at Pizzle!